Why hello, I am a Bomb0omb, and is in need to troops for his majesty Bowsers army, if you would like to join and what not, please inform me post haste.
I dunno, the last time I was in allegiance with someone was with that Plasmius guy. He exploited my *gasp* talents to make himself look good to the *gasp* public eye. ONCE HE GOT TIRED OF THE WEATHER I MADE FOR HIS TOWN, *gasp* HE TRIED TO DO ME IN. THEN THAT *gasp* RETCHED GHOST BOY GOT INTO THE MIX, COPIED MY POWERS AND USED THEM AGAINST ME!
*hollers in frustration while thunder and lighting occurs in the background*